Mavericks Fanboys

100+ Things Fanboys do when they break up with someone

  1. Cry? 😅
  2. To get over someone, you get underneath someone else 😂😂😂
  3. Drastic measures… cut your hair or dye it
  4. Make a bunch of toxic Facebook posts
  5. Go on a solo vacation and enjoy the peace and quiet
  6. Bang 3 of her best friends, her sister, and her cousin
  7. Stop. Stand still. Breathe. Grieve. Breathe. Regroup. Be kind to yourself. Know your worth. Begin again.
  8. Go get some strange
  9. Cleanse your body, feel your feelings, and throw out stuff that reminds you of them
  10. Go and do her best friend
  11. Get a tattoo and do some other self-care
  12. Best way to forget someone is to get under someone
  13. Writing down what you’ve learned and celebrate the growth. Make no leaps!
  14. Reflect on your errors… Figure out where you want to be in life… Get back out there!
  15. Find yourself. Rediscover the things u like. Go hiking, or read a good book. Pray
  16. Change all of your passwords
  17. Sit on the couch in my comfiest clothes and watch a comforting movie or TV show
  18. Well, that depends. Good break-up? Just move on and enjoy life. Bad break-up? Chocolate 😋
  19. Take your time, enjoy life, and see what comes your way. There is someone for everyone, and just have to sit back and wait
  20. Get a tattoo
  21. Take a solo cruise, get a balcony room for yourself. Eat, sleep, breathe…
  22. Get on with life quicksmart! The life clock is ticking.
  23. Go clothes shopping, get hair/nails done. Take some “me time” and heal. Then move on!
  24. Put on some lingerie with a glass of wine and some soft music playing… I do it for myself, so it matters if you’re here or not!
  25. Heal and move on
  26. Go to therapy and throw a kegger
  27. Whatever it takes to make yourself feel beautiful again and, if you choose to, get back out there
  28. Forgive yourself and forget they ever existed
  29. Find a therapist
  30. Accept it, move on, and no angry lash outs
  31. Take a breath
  32. Chocolate, drugs, drink, and maybe a little cry
  33. Admit what you did wrong and try not to repeat those things again
  34. Relocate and put it behind me
  35. His Dad
  36. Date & happily marry the man he told you to block on social media
  37. Her mom
  38. Get a f boy
  39. Sage the house, get rid of the evil spirits
  40. Beg him to come back, write stupid love letters, humiliate yourself
  41. Take care of yourself
  42. Heal
  43. Change the locks
  44. Go get some good food and a drink
  45. Find a rebound!
  46. Enjoy your peace
  47. Sob & go over everything I could’ve/should’ve done better
  48. Heal. Self-care
  49. Clean your house and watch a good movie
  50. Have a party!
  51. Find a, once in a while, guy
  52. Be an adult and move on. It’s not high school
  53. Clean your house
  54. Drink a bottle of whiskey and start a new chapter
  55. Go to the nearest hardware store and buy crazy glue
  56. Check your meds because you didn’t have anyone to begin with
  57. Rebound, but not to hurt anyone. ✌️
  58. Grab a 30 rack and call the boys
  59. Her sister?
  60. Post all kinds of fake stuff and things about dating a narcissist:)
  61. Well, it’s definitely not drugs…
  62. Get you something to eat and go to sleep
  63. Hook up
  64. Fly away to Zagreb
  65. Pee on their brand new couch 🤣
  66. Celebrate!!!!
  67. Smoke weed
  68. Her friend! They always come tho
  69. Delete/block their number
  70. Change your number…so you are not stupid again!🙃
  71. Go to sleep
  72. I accept it in 3 days.. And then it is what it is
  73. Evaluate yourself
  74. Go for the ride she said I couldn’t
  75. Stay single
  76. Get a coffee
  77. Order yourself food & rationalize why u deserve it!
  78. I focus on my work
  79. Celebrate
  80. Do the horizontal tango
  81. Pamper yourself
  82. Sleep
  83. Her friends
  84. You got to get on one to get over one
  85. CELEBRATE 🍾 🥂 🎉 🍾 🥂 🎉
  86. Someone else
  87. Haircut!
  88. Spa-spa-spanking it
  89. Strip club!
  90. Take a dump!
  91. Go gym
  92. Give up on love ❤️ lol
  93. Party
  94. Celebrate 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉
  95. Return to the previous ex, start dating again, break up again, and return to the other one. Life is an endless cycle
  96. Depends on who did the breaking up
  97. Sleep
  98. Her sister or best friend
  99. Life’s more peaceful alone anyways … I give up on dating
  100. Book a flight
  101. Buschhhhhhh light
  102. Break down
  103. Eat fast food as much as you want
  104. Celebrate!
  105. Shots. Lots of shots 😂
  106. Parkour
  107. Be bummed
  108. Get on it 🍻🍻
  109. Find another hole. 🤷🏻‍♂️
  110. Buy that thing they never wanted you to get
  111. Grab an 8 ball and lots of booze!!
  112. Party likes it’s 1999
  113. Tattoo artist, cross out X add new name below
  114. Count all the extra money you have and pay off them BILLS! 🤔
  115. Buy new panties!

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